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一,蔬菜們在舉辦比瘦大賽茄子看到了黃瓜發現黃瓜的腰很細於是茄子一直在嘀嘀咕咕:沒瓜細呀沒瓜細呀沒關係呀

The vegetables were holding a thinner contest. The eggplant saw the cucumber and found that the waist of the cucumber was very thin, so the eggplant kept saying: No melon is fine, no melon is fine, it doesn't matter

二,鍋巴面巴泥巴是好朋友有一天泥巴問鍋巴我們去幹嘛呀鍋巴說我們見面巴

Guoba noodles mud is a good friend. One day, mud asked Guoba, what are we going to do? Guoba said that we meet

教你如何可愛的道歉,不失可愛,句句趣味!

三,剛剛那些不好聽的話都不是我說的是*(對象名字)操控我的靈魂讓我說的

I didn't say any of that stuff. I said it because I manipulated my soul

四,有一次我在看月亮這個月亮又圓又亮又亮又圓,圓亮啊,圓亮,你聽到了嗎

Once I was looking at the moon. The moon is round, bright, round, round, round, round, round, you hear me

五,我是一個糊塗蟲是一個小笨蛋但是請你相信 我不是故意惹你生氣的

I'm a fool and a little fool, but please believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry

六,有一隻小鴨子在排隊,想和前面的小鴨鴨對齊,可是怎麼樣都對不齊,它就嘀嘀咕咕的說:「對不齊鴨,對不齊鴨」你聽到了嗎

There is a duckling in line, and want to align with the front of the duckling, but how are not aligned, it muttered: "not right duck, not right duck," you hear

七,好吧 壞吧 隨便吧 是三個好朋友 有一天隨便吧打電話給壞吧 問他要不要一起出去玩 壞吧問都有誰啊 隨便吧說 我們和好吧

Okay, bad, whatever. Three good friends. One day, call bad, ask him if he wants to hang out. Bad, ask who's there. Whatever. Say we're back together

八,那我也講一個,有一個老頭,記性不好,老是忘關門,他有四個莊園,有一天西邊的莊園門忘關了,路人看見了就說,沒關西呀,沒關西,聽到了嗎?沒關係呀

Then I also said one. There is an old man who has a bad memory and always forgets to close the door. He has four estates. One day, the manor door in the west was forgotten. When passers-by saw it, he said, it 』 s not closed, it 』 s not closed. Did you hear it? It doesn't matter

九,最近的風有沒有替我向你說句對不起 如果沒有那我就替風說了.

Has the recent wind said sorry to you for me? If not, then I will say sorry for the wind.

十,有一天芋泥和啵啵吵架了,芋泥氣得離家出走了,奶茶覺得啵啵很過分就跟他私奔了,只剩下一個啵啵,所以這個啵啵你是要還是不要呀.

One day, the mud and the mud quarreled, and the mud was so mad that they left home. The milk tea felt that it was too much to run away with him. There was only one cockroach left, so do you want this or not.

十一,我現在委婉地跟你說 我錯了

I'm going to put it mildly that I was wrong

十二,「首項加末項的和乘項除以二」 「幹嘛?」 「求和」

"The sum of the first and last terms divided by two" "Why? 」 "summation

十三,m和n是一對特別好特別甜的小情侶,但有一天他們倆因為一點小事吵架了,最開始他們誰也不理誰 後來m實在太想n就去找n認錯了因為m sorry.

M and n were a very nice, sweet couple, but one day they had a fight about a little thing, and at first they ignored each other, and then m really wanted n so much that he went to n and confessed because of m sorry.

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2024-07-20 16:07:06

挺專業的一個情感機構,我一個朋友在那裡諮詢過,服務很貼心!

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2024-01-27 14:01:28

可以幫助複合嗎?

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2024-01-11 18:01:24

發了正能量的信息了 還是不回怎麼辦呢?

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發了正能量的信息了 還是不回怎麼辦呢?

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