英語版土味情話～妙極酷斃爽歪歪

經典不可複製，美麗無可救藥！

當下流行的「土味情話」可謂酷斃了!帥呆了!簡直無法比喻了。那麼用英文怎麼說呢?這個表達，我們可以說：

①Cheesy pick-up lines

②Short sickly-sweet odes

③Cringeworthy one-liners

無不管情話怎麼cheesy、hilarious，或者cringeworthy，這種求愛的心和土洋結合的段子在新冠疫情期間互聯網上即時傳播火爆圈內外。心魔的結晶，像一杯樸素愛意的濃縮，小小一口，心緒為之尬半天。值此新冠結束之際，伊甸園學堂將這份熱氣騰騰的中西合璧，洋為中用的雙語土味情話呈現給你。

下面15種組合，注意體會每組的動感評語「好，好極了，棒極了，酷，太酷了，酷斃了」的細微差別。

①Is that Newcastle airport we hear?

Or is it just my heart taking off?

It's so cool/neat/fucking awesome!

紐卡斯爾機場是在附近嗎？

還是說我聽到的是我心起飛的聲音？酷斃了。

②Did you invent the airplane?Because you seem Wright for me.Bee's knees!

是你發明了飛機嗎？因為你對我來說就像「萊特」。酷斃了，帥呆了!

(注意:W在Wright里不發音。酷斃帥呆為什麼是蜜蜂的膝蓋呢？蜜蜂采蜜時，爪上會沾滿花粉，凝結成最好的精華。)

③Even if there wasn't gravity on earth,I'd still fall for you. On hearing your sweet words, I felt soooooo happy/ happy to death/very happy/very interesting/very delicious/good crisp.

即便地球沒有引力，我也會為你傾倒。What's on the menu? Me-n-U菜單上有什麼？我和你。聽到你的密語甜言，我簡直樂壞了/爽歪歪。

④What pen did you use?

Because I can't erase you from my mind.

I can hardly give a description.

你用的什麼筆啊？

我為什麼沒法把你從腦海里抹去。酷得無法言說。

⑤If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.Bout it!

如果你是三角形，一定是銳角那個。酷斃了!（acute與a cute讀音一樣，發現這個小心機了嘛？bout 美 [bat] 較量， 回合）

⑥Can I borrow a kiss?I promise I'll give it back.Thanks. You rock!可以借我一個吻嗎？我保證會還給你的。謝謝，實在是酷斃了。

⑦你知道牆、眼睛、膝蓋的英文是什麼嗎？Wall, eye, knee.我也愛你！

Your new idea is awesome!

你的心點子真是酷斃了!

⑧Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again?Fabulous

你相信一見鍾情嗎？

還是我應該再經過一遍？

妙極了!

⑨Do you have a Band-Aid?Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.It's cool/Cool!>It's neat/Neat!>It is righteous!你有創可貼嗎？剛剛為你傾倒時磕傷了膝蓋。太酷啦!

(10)I'm no photographer,but I can picture us together.You rock!/I rock! 我不是攝影師，但我可以構想出我們在一起的樣子。動心啦!

(11)"Do you remember me? ""No.""Oh that's right,we've only met in my dreams." "Dogg，Hoooolllly!"「你記得我嗎？」「不記得。」「哦對了，我們只在我的夢裡見過。」"朋友 ，太棒了!"

注意口語:Holy['holi]=Hooollly

(12)Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?Amazing!/Cool!/Wonderful! 太好了！／太棒了！／好極了！你從天堂摔下來時疼不疼啊？（"你是天使"類似東方文化中的"天女下凡"橋段。）

(13)Are you a florist?Cause ever since I met you,my life has been rosy.Amazing!你是花匠嗎？因為自從我遇見你，我的生活一直很美好。好極了( )

(14)I'm not drunk,

I'm just intoxicated by you.

You're going to look so cool for me.

我沒喝多，

我只是為你陶醉。

在我眼裡，你一定酷斃了。

(15)You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves,they wanna tell you you can't do it.If you want something, go get it. Period.如果你有夢想的話，就要去捍衛它。那些一事無成的人想告訴你你也成不了大器。如果你有理想的話，就要去努力實現。就這樣。（美劇《當幸福來敲門時》經典台詞)