今日份的搞笑句子，詼諧幽默，適合發朋友圈

你知道這個世界上可以用手觸摸到的痛苦是什麼嗎？那就是明明你的肚子在咕咕叫，但是你用手一摸還是有一團肉在彈來彈去。

Do you know what the pain in the world is that can be touched by hand? That's when your stomach is growling and a lump of meat is still bouncing around when you touch it.

至今我還是忘不了我的前男友，他給我留下了很深刻的印象，現在我依然記得那個周末的下午，他借了我200塊錢至今還沒有還，也不知道能不能要的回來了！

I still can't forget my ex-boyfriend, he left a deep impression on me. Now I still remember that weekend afternoon, he borrowed me 200 yuan and still hasn't paid it back. I don't know if he can get it back.

今天我要正式的通知你們，但我跟你生氣的時候，請你不要總是逗我笑，我們嚴肅點好嗎，萬一我不小心被你們逗笑了，那樣顯得我多沒有面子啊！

Today I will formally inform you, but when I am angry with you, please don't make me laugh all the time. Let's be serious, ok? In case I am accidentally made to laugh by you, it will make me lose face!

有些年輕人吧，說了要靠自己好好的奮鬥，不然他怎麼會知道失敗是什麼滋味，不失敗一次，他怎麼能安心地回家去繼承家裡的十幾套房子呢？

Some young men said that they should strive well on their own. Otherwise, how could they know what it was like to fail? How could they go home and inherit a dozen houses without failing once?

結婚前說這輩子不會讓我受一點委屈的，結婚後才發現，確實果然不止這一點，是很多點！

Before marriage said that this life will not let me suffer a grievance, after marriage only to find that it is indeed more than this point, is a lot of points!

我覺得上帝如果為你關上了一道門，那就肯定會為你把窗戶也關上，不過不用怕，我覺得他可能只是想要開個空調讓你舒服一下。

I think if God closes a door for you, he will also close the window for you, but don't be afraid, I think he may just want to turn on the air conditioner to make you comfortable.

你是黃種人，我也是黃種人，那麼我們來做一下算數，用四捨五入的話，那麼你就是我的人。

You're yellow, I'm yellow, so let's do the math, round it, and you're my guy.

現在雖然已經不是小孩子了，年齡也大了，但是我還是經不起凶，還是只想被寵成幼兒園的小朋友。

Although now is not a child, the age is also old, but I still can not stand fierce, or just want to be spoiled into kindergarten children.

不要總是問我在不在？有話就說，假如你想要借錢的話，我勸你好好的想想，大家都是差不多的年紀，難道你沒有錢？我就能有嗎？

Don't always ask if I'm here. If you want to borrow some money, I advise you to think well. We are all about the same age. Don't you have money? Can I have it?

雖然你失敗了九十九次，但是又有什麼關係呢？振作起來，再來一次，不管怎麼說，也總得要湊個整數吧！

What does it matter if you fail ninety-nine times? Cheer up, and try again; at any rate, you must round up!

現在社會裡真正的勇士是那種明明知道自己很胖但是依然貪吃，明明自己很困但是依然改不了熬夜這個壞習慣，明明知道自己很窮但是還是什麼都想買。

The real warriors in today's society are those who know they are fat but still greedy, those who are sleepy but still can't change the bad habit of staying up late, those who know they are poor but still want to buy everything.

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