如何可愛的跟男朋友道歉，超甜套路，提前收藏好！

一，我是一個糊塗蟲是一個小笨蛋 但是請你相信 我不是故意惹你生氣的

I'm a fool and a little fool, but please believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry

二，好啦好啦你就不要生氣了嘛你生氣的話我也會不開心的不開心的寶寶是最可怕的我是小朋友不開心是會死掉的

Ok, ok, don't be angry. If you are angry, I will be unhappy. Unhappy baby is the most terrible. I am a child. If you are not happy, you will die

三，相當小蘑菇什麼也不用干只需要撐傘發呆不像我現在在想怎麼哄男朋友

Quite a little mushroom. Nothing to do. Just hold an umbrella. Not like I'm thinking about coaxing my boyfriend right now

四，我去買生蚝回家的路上生蚝全跳下袋子轉到泥土裡原來這叫蚝喜歡泥

I went to buy oysters on the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and turned to the soil. It turned out that this is called oysters like mud

五，都是那該死的脾氣惹的禍 我一定會狠狠地罵它一頓的了 原諒我好嘛

It's that damn temper. I'm gonna kick its ass. Forgive me, okay

六，我真的錯了 要不你親我一下消消氣

I was really wrong. Why don't you kiss me and calm down

七，你好，我是 的私人機器人羅寶，我的主人感覺到您不開心了，讓我過來詢問情況

Hello, this is private robot rob. My master senses you're upset. Let me come over and ask about it

八，別生氣辣，我給你猜一個謎語好不好？你欠我五元，卻還我十元（打一禮貌用語）嘻嘻，猜不到了，謎底是……我道歉

Don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me ten yuan (a polite term) hee hee, can not guess the horn, the answer is, I apologize

九，我知道，你一定生氣辣，因為……你的頭髮炸毛辣

I know, you must be angry, because, your hair is fried

十，聽說你是世界上最好的男朋友，你要不要證明到底有多好？矮油，不要生氣辣，人家心裡慌慌的

I heard that you are the best boyfriend in the world, do you want to prove how good it is? Low oil, don't be angry, people are panicking

十一，我要去寫檢討辣大人，你讓小女子寫多少字的哇，小女子一定按時按量完成

I am going to write a review of spicy adults. How many words do you let the little woman write? Wow, the little woman must complete it on time and in quantity

十二，剛剛那些不好聽的話都不是我說噠，是 操控我的靈魂讓我說的（可憐巴巴）

I didn't say those bad words just now, it was the manipulation of my soul that made me say it (poor)