有個粘人男朋友是什麼體驗？

1.感覺自己多了一個兒子。

I feel like I have a son.

2.每天要抱抱N次。

Hold it n times a day.

3.撒嬌賣萌是常態。

It's normal to be coquettish and cute.

4.分開一小時仿佛過去了一個世紀。

An hour apart seems like a century.

5.在外高冷，回家秒變502。

When it's cold outside, it's 502 seconds to go home.

6.有時候真想把他賣了，有時候又有想保護他的衝動。

Sometimes I really want to sell him, sometimes I want to protect him.

7.晚上粘着你不讓你睡覺，要陪他玩耍。

Stick to you at night, don't let you sleep, play with him.

8.你想靜靜的時候，感覺他就像一隻蒼蠅，一衝動真想拍死他。

When you want to be quiet, you feel like a fly. You want to beat him to death.

9.生氣時連哄你都那麼粘人，有時候說不生氣不是因為真的不生氣了，而是覺得他太煩了。

Angry even coax you are so sticky, sometimes say not angry not because really not angry, but feel that he is too tired.

10.倆個人在一起的時候，手就沒有老實過。

When two people are together, their hands are not honest.

11.不在一起的時候以為終於解放了，可是還要開着視頻睡覺，我的媽呀。

When I am not together, I think I am finally liberated, but I still have to sleep with the video on. My God.

12.分開一倆天覺得好自由好嗨啊，時間久了，總覺得缺點什麼，真是犯賤啊。

Separated for a day or two, I feel free and good. Hi, after a long time, I always feel that there are some shortcomings. It's really mean.

13.有時候嫌他煩讓他滾，開始生氣的滾開了，不到十分鐘，自己又屁顛屁顛的回來了，說要抱抱，我的心臟啊。

sometimes I hate him to get rid of him and start to get angry. In less than 10 minutes, I came back again and said to hug my heart.

14.你們說有個粘人的男朋友到底是好還是壞，我現在也蒙圈了。

You said that it is good or bad to have a clingy boyfriend. I'm in the dark now.

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