專治對方不回消息的句子，簡短霸氣，情商超高！

1、我回你消息是秒回，你回我消息是輪迴。

I return your message is second return, you return my message is reincarnation.

2、為什麼不回消息，手機燙手放冰箱啦？

Why don't you reply to the news, the mobile phone is hot, put the refrigerator?

3、是遊戲的執念，還是迷人的初戀，客服回消息都比你快。

Is it the obsession of the game, or the charming first love, the customer service reply message is faster than you.

4、手機中毒了？你回個消息難道要查新華字典嗎？

Cell phone poisoning? Do you want to look it up in the dictionary?

5、你被外星人抓走了嗎？一直不說話。

Have you been captured by aliens? Never talk.

6、你去火星了嗎？回來記得給我帶特產。

Did you go to Mars? Remember to bring me special products when you come back.

7、我感覺我們倆很有默契，你不言我不語。

I feel that we have a tacit understanding. If you don't speak, I don't speak.

8、你說你不怕黑，那你怕綠嗎？寶貝。

You say you are not afraid of black, but are you afraid of green? Baby.

9、為什麼不回我消息，手機爆炸了嗎？

Why don't you get back to me? Did the cell phone explode?

10、是你旁邊躺了個女的，壓着你手了嗎？

Is there a woman lying next to you, pressing your hand?

11、怎麼不回信息？墳頭信號不好嗎？

Why not return the message? Is the grave signal bad?

12、你這是對女朋友的態度嗎？小皮筋帶膩了是吧！

Is this your attitude towards your girlfriend? You're tired of rubber bands, aren't you?

13、打遊戲手殘了嗎？消息都不回。

Do you hurt your hand playing games? No news.

14、消息回這麼慢，你穿越啦？飛鴿傳書？

The news returns so slowly, have you passed through? Flying pigeon?

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