回復「我愛你」的高情商句子，幽默帶點甜，哪一句符合你的風格？

1、真的假的，你說的話，也是我想對你說的話。

True or false, what you say is what I want to say to you.

2、你應該保持沉默的，這句話應該由我來說，我愛你。

You should keep silent, this sentence should be said by me, I love you.

3、收到，我的愛意已經打包出庫，請注意查收。

Received, my love has been packed out of the warehouse, please check.

4、告訴你一個好消息，我一直暗戀的人終於跟我表白了，我說的就是你。

To tell you a good news, I have been secretly in love with the people finally told me, I am talking about you.

5、這麼巧的嗎？我也是，我也愛我自己。

What a coincidence? Me too. I love myself.

6、你猜我愛不愛你，猜對了，從現在開始我就是你的女朋友。

You guess whether I love you or not, right. I'll be your girlfriend from now on.

7、我現在的我心就好像小鹿一樣，撲通撲通的亂跳，糟糕，是心動的感覺。

My heart is just like a fawn now. It's fluttering. It's bad. It's a feeling of heart.

8、那你要多愛我一點，以後要好好對我哦。

Then you should love me more and treat me well in the future.

9、你的女神拒絕了你的愛情，並給了你一把掌，讓你想清楚在說話。

Your goddess refused your love, and gave you a palm to make you think clearly in speaking.

10、對着天，對着地，對着神明發誓，說你一生只愛我一個人。

Swear to the heaven, the earth and the gods that you only love me in your life.

11、對我說我愛你的人多了，不過我只喜歡你說的。

Many people tell me that I love you, but I only like what you say.

12、老實交代，偷偷暗戀我多久了，因為我要按小時計費。

Honest, secretly love me for how long, because I have to pay by the hour.

13、請收起你的胡思亂想，好好工作，好好掙錢，準備娶我。

Please put away your wishful thinking, work hard, earn money well and get ready to marry me.

14、那必須得，這輩子只能愛我一個人，不然打斷你的腿。

That must, this life can only love me a person, or break your leg.

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